You are in good company Stationery Addicts
Rude and cheeky but sometimes you need to ask yourself WTF?
Pencils come unsharpened & are all HB, each listing is for one pencil.
Pencil - Don't Be a Fanny
Pencil - I Love Diet Coke
Pencil - You Are My Favourite
Pencil - Biffy F*cking Clyro